‘Sex and the City’: Inspired by Lopez/Affleck | Barbara Walters Forgets Some People | John Mayer: Fiction as Fact | Quote of the Day | This Is Not a Blog | Broadway Riddle ‘Sex and the City’: Inspired by Lopez/Affleck Spoiler alert: Various plot points revealed below. “Sex and the …
Read More »We Are All in Danger
We have been closely watching this oil chaos, and it is becoming clear that high fuel prices will be the most important issue in the upcoming presidential campaign. Our enemies now realize they can wreck the U.S. economy by creating hysteria in the oil market. Listen to this: It costs …
Read More »Pop Tarts: Oops! Britney Hits Hollywood Without Her Underwear While Her Dogs Run Amok in Hotel
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears is proving yet again that she can’t help but show off her private parts to the public. The songstress stepped out of her Cadillac Escalade en route to the B2V Borrelli-Vo Salon in West Hollywood on Tuesday evening, willfully displaying her uncovered crotch to the …
Read More »'Idol' Score: Randy Jackson's Hit
‘Idol’ Score: Randy Jackson’s Hit | Can Michael Jackson Find 11th-Hour Help? | Julia Fordham Jazzes It Up; Amy Adams Cleans Up ‘Idol’ Score: Randy Jackson’s Hit One of the many surprises on Randy Jackson’s “Music Club” album will shock fans of the group Bon Jovi: Richie Sambora can sing. …
Read More »Cats Can't Be Trusted
In South Wales, which is somewhere in Mexico, police are investigating the murder of a woman who was bludgeoned to death. They made undercover recordings of a 72-year-old man in his home and caught him confessing to the crime… to his cats. Apparently he told the felines, that he had …
Read More »Beware of Generalities
Beware of generalities. Beware those who say, “everyone cheats.” They don’t. Or all mortgages are collapsing. They’re not. Or no American seems to have a good job. Most do. If we applied the same generalities to races, we’d be run out of town. But now talk like this is run …
Read More »There's Nothing Heroic About Evil
I recently got this note from John, all the way in Melbourne, Australia: “Neil Cavuto does not know what he is talking about by calling the September 11 attacks terrorism. The attacks were military strikes against the U.S.A. for its terrorism (what Americans call military action by them or Israel …
Read More »JFK Security? Huh?
JFK Security | Puffy in L.A. | Elvis Costello | Etats Unis Not United JFK Security? Huh? Sunday morning at 2:30 a.m., I drove up to John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York to pick up my parents. They’d been on an American Airlines flight diverted from Heathrow Airport …
Read More »Fishy Tales About Frogs and Fanatical Global-Warmers
While global-warmers celebrate the signing of a new international agreement to control emissions of greenhouse gases, researchers are reporting that global warming is causing lovelorn frogs to croak earlier in the spring. The two events are symbolically related, believe it or not. Researchers from the State University of New York …
Read More »War Is in the Cards
NEW YORK – Soon, kids in schoolyards across the country will be trading cards with each other – but the heroes pictured won’t be Derek Jeter or Randy Johnson. Instead, images of diplomatic honchos and the 82nd Airborne will be on the collectibles. Topps, the New York-based baseball-card company, has …
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